Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
You pole danced in your parka.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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