Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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