It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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