last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Farmville is her only friend.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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