11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize