you mean i was at the winter classic?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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