I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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