There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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