you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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