So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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