His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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