dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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