What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
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