I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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