Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
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