I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i dont even know how to be here
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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