you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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