i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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