you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I need a hoe opinion
go on
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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