But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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