My hair reeks of homosexuality.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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