:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
please come you make the beer taste better
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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