The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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