Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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