they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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