i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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