i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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