I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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