Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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