the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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