idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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