your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I understand Curling. That high.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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