I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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