I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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