your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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