so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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