Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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