I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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