Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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