I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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