For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
