dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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