They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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