Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
