I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
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