You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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