i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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