good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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