the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
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