Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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